Christadonticts

"You've got eight cavities...but your gums are immaculate!"

Pancake Jesus

"Pour some syrup on me! In the name of God!"

Treesus

Lumberjack Ron Schneider proudly displays his Jesus stump.

"We chopped down 900 trees to find this. But it was totally worth it."

Risen from the Bread

Does every slice of toast have a hidden Jesus face on it?

Only Jesus knows.

StratoJesus

man #1: "Looks like Jesus"

man #2: "Looks like Yao Ming."

Preaches & Cream

The Mold Testament

Jesus also turns water into wall stains.

The Wood Lord (part 2)

The Wood Lord returns for a second coming.

Twisted Religion

Rold Gold, frankincence and myrrh.

Here, Mary makes a cameo appearance with baby Jesus.

Jesus Crisps

Baked Jesus's contain 30% less sodium.