Snackreligious

Chocolaty Jewy Jesus now available in fun size.

Chef BoyarJesus

"Damn Jesus, why you gotta be all up in my grill!?"

Lord Bananarama

One daily Nannerjesus effectively calms irate chimp.

Christian Sock

4 out of 5 leading detergents are no match for pesky Jesus-face stains.

Christian Rock

"Rock on, Jesus!"

or...

"Jesus, on rock!"