Monday

Snackreligious














Chocolaty Jewy Jesus now available in fun size.

Chef BoyarJesus















"Damn Jesus, why you gotta be all up in my grill!?"

Wednesday

Lord Bananarama



















One daily Nannerjesus effectively calms irate chimp.

Saturday

Christian Sock



















4 out of 5 leading detergents are no match for pesky Jesus-face stains.

Tuesday

Christian Rock




















"Rock on, Jesus!"

or...

"Jesus, on rock!"

Monday

Jesus Brain













This CT scan explains how Jesus always knows what you're thinking.

Tuesday

Christadonticts













"You've got eight cavities...but your gums are immaculate!"

Sunday

Pancake Jesus























"Pour some syrup on me! In the name of God!"

Friday

Treesus






























Lumberjack Ron Schneider proudly displays his Jesus stump.

"We chopped down 900 trees to find this. But it was totally worth it."

Thursday

Risen from the Bread



































Does every slice of toast have a hidden Jesus face on it?

Only Jesus knows.